She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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