All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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