I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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