It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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