i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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