I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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