Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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