You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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