I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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