plz talk dirty to me
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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