I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Randomize
