YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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