i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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