dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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