i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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