OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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