guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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