I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Randomize
