Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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