Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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