check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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