He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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