Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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