question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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