OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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