There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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