Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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