Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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