it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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