STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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