I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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