butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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