At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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