I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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