Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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