Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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