Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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