I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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