I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
try to milk me bitch
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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