the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
