where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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