I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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