what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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