Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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