Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
