It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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