This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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