she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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