his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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