which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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